Mr President: We be pimpin'

Alright, have to get this out of my head or else, well it just needs to go:

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INT - PRESIDENTIAL CADILLAC - DAY

Bush and Obama are sitting together in the back seat of the brand new Presidential Cadillac as it is about to leave the White House

OBAMA
Mr President, you know what it means, the two of us riding in this new Cadillac?

BUSH
Oh yeah, we be pimpin'!

Bush presses a button and a stripper pole descends.

Obama pulls out a couple of cigars. He hands one to Bush. They both lite up.

The camera swings and we see the Presidential Ho's.

Hard Out There for a Pimp begins to play.